The Net 

Log on.
Listen to the sound
of two computers talking.

Check the first email account.
Delete unwanted material.
Laugh at funny jokes.
Visit recommended sites.  

Check other email accounts.
Delete jokes that were funny
the first time you received them.  

Join a listserv.
Receive fifty emails a day.
Yikes!

Explore the vast unknown.
Seek specific information
for an hour.
Oops, supper is burnt.

Find a great site.
Bookmark it.
Add it to your other
3500 bookmarks.

Feel confident.
Get the hang of it.
Sorry, time to upgrade.

Wait for a page to load
a long time.
Open too many windows.

Dead mouse.
No!
Hard crash!
Call Uncle John.

2001 Linda Wallin